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2019’s Funny Christmas Instagram Captions

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  • Dear Santa, define “nice.”
  • There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
  • I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  • “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf
  • Bah humbug!
  • Why the jingle jang not?
  • Green Eggnog and ham
  • What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper
  • Merry Elfin’ Christmas
  • ‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
  • Christmas Magic is Silent.  You don’t Hear it.  You Feel it.  You Know it. You Believe it.
  • Fizz the Season
  • I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
  • Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
  • Make it a December to Remember.
  • The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
  • Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
  • It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
  • Winter Wonderland
  • Merry Elfin Christmas.
  • I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
  • I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  • Merry everything and happy always.
  • Feliz – Naughty Dog
  • Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
  • Sweater Weather is Better Together.
  • It is the Season to Sparkle.
  • When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida
  • I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
  • There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
  • I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
  • Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
  • I can be instantly healed by changing the way I view Christmas sales. You may have a blessed family, a blessed job a blessed business but do you have a blessed wallet to maintain the budget?
  • The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.
  • If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie?
  • Often especially as women (not that men aren’t caring also) we leave ourselves behind the selfie photos because naturally we assume a caring role. You really have to give yourself an awesome makeup and a precious dress to remember yourself.
  • If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.
  • I believe what the Santa Claus said about Christmas gifts and naughty kids, but I also know that if you truly know who you are, you are the only one that will be transferring the gift. The weaker kid will always be affected by the stronger.
  • Your Christmas greeting card can become your prison or your passport! Grammatical checking of your message is a good habit, right up there with brushing your teeth, combing your hair, getting dress etc.
  • What mess up your Christmas season? Your weird friends, who are you connected with? My girlfriend is my main connection and she can change my perspective if I allow her to.
    You never want to be the wisest friend in all your circles especially on Christmas because only you will remain stagnant, but you also have to share your stupid ideas so it’s simply a matter of being balanced and not fanatic.

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